and almost lost his head
Yes. Stupid blogger.
Today we wanted to have a break from all the exam stress and everything so me Eric and Lok Soon decided to go have a good meal at Sunway Pyramid. As we go by the Monash illegal carpark (the jungle beside monash where u dont have to pay RM2 per entry but occasionally your car gets invaded by bugs, pests, mosquitoes, ants, snakes, AND MONKEYS) we actually saw 2 of those faggots. YES 2 GAY MONKEYS leaping from car to car.
These monkeys completely think they own that piece of the land. My friends car’s antenna got RIPPED off by them. I wonder if they think of it as a JOYSTICK or was doing some bad monkey handjob.
One of our senior actually got a souvenir on her car as well.
Yes. they do mark their territory.
They were across the road and they knew we were staring at them. This blogger forgot that he actually has a 7.1 Megapixels OLYMPUS camera with 5x optical zoom which he won last year from a KLUE magazine contest with him. All he could think was
HAH U STUPID MONKEYS IVE GOT YOU THIS TIME. IM GONNA CAPTURE YOU AND BLOG ABOUT UR GOOD DEEDS TO US MONASHIANS.
And he took out his small dick puny 2MP K550i Sony Ericsson camera phone and try hard to ‘CAPTURE’ it without any freaking zoom.
And guess what. He was too shiok with taking photos, he got too near and that MONKEY almost got his head.
DO you have any idea how it feels when you are so close to a freaking monkey who is showing its sharp teeth and about to turn into some INCREDIBLE HULK?
And who is this blogger?
ME!
FREAKIN HELL I ALMOST LOST MY HEAD THERE OKAY.
i did a backjump that i swear my pants almost fell off in the process.
and my mum wasnt doing any help when i told her about this.
Mum: Ya know, monkey teeth is extremely sharp. My friend got bitten before on the leg and she lost a single piece of meat! They actually have to take meat from her butt to fix her leg.
are u seriousss?
Wait, if i lose my head, i dont see how the huge chunk of meat from my butt can fit into the socket. i dont want to look like…
